A whole gram, weighed.
One gram of flower in every tube — the full thing, not "about a gram." What you read is what you rolled.
Oklahoma Medical Cannabis · Storm Almanac
Nothingfazes him.
Thunder is a horse named after the loudest thing in the sky, and he could not care less about it. A bolt lands an inch from his ear and he blinks. That's the energy. Storm-named pre-rolls. All weather, no fuss.
For licensed medical marijuana patients only · Sold only through licensed dispensaries · This site is not a point of sale.
On the record
It is a pre-roll. It does what pre-rolls do. We just don't make a thing of it.
The Honest Shelf
Nine dollars. No theater.
We priced a pre-roll where a pre-roll should be. The number on the tube isn't a sale, a wink, or a loss-leader to upsell you later. It's just the price. Here's what it gets you.
Every lot, lab-tested.
A QR on the tube goes to the Certificate of Analysis for that exact lot. Potency, terpenes, contaminants — from the lab, not from us.
Priced like a pre-roll.
Nine dollars, on the shelf, at a licensed dispensary. No mystery tiers, no "ask the budtender what it really costs."
Price and availability set by individual licensed dispensaries; shown here for information, not as a direct sale. We don't make potency claims — read the COA and decide for yourself.
The Forecast
Ten storms. One unbothered horse.
Each one's named after weather doing its worst. None of it impresses Thunder. Pick by name, pick by lane, pick by the joke — then read the COA like an adult.
Downburst
A column of air drops straight down and flattens a cornfield. Thunder watches from the next field over. Unmoved.
THC: SEE COA · NET 1G · INDICA
Wind Shear
The sky changes its mind mid-gust. The horse does not change his.
THC: SEE COA · NET 1G · INDICA
Avalanche
A mountain decides to lie down. Slowly, then all at once, then on the couch.
THC: SEE COA · NET 1G · INDICA
Dust Devil
A small tantrum spins itself out in a parking lot. Cute. Brief. Sits down eventually.
THC: SEE COA · NET 1G · INDICA
Solar Flare
The sun throws a fit ninety-three million miles away. You feel it Tuesday morning, oddly chipper.
THC: SEE COA · NET 1G · SATIVA
Daybreaker
Sunrise arrives uninvited and far too pleased with itself. Up before the rooster files a complaint.
THC: SEE COA · NET 1G · SATIVA
High Pressure
Clear skies, a tight schedule, and zero excuses. The barometer is showing off.
THC: SEE COA · NET 1G · SATIVA
Twister
Can't decide which way to go, so it goes both. Lands somewhere in the middle, on purpose.
THC: SEE COA · NET 1G · HYBRID
Monsoon
Tropical, warm, and it shows up on a schedule you didn't agree to. Brings the whole season with it.
THC: SEE COA · NET 1G · HYBRID
Crosswind
Two directions arguing politely. The plane lands fine. So do you.
THC: SEE COA · NET 1G · HYBRID
Strain names and "forecasts" are for personality, not effect. We don't claim how any product will make you feel — that's between you, your COA, and your dispensary. Availability varies by location.
The Roll
One gram, or five.
There's no cart here — there can't be, and honestly there shouldn't be. You reserve at a licensed dispensary and pick it up like a grown adult with a card. Here's what you're reserving.
Yes, the horse is on it. No, he won't explain why.
The Single
1g Pre-Roll Tube
One full gram, one storm, one child-resistant tube with the lot's COA a scan away. Pop-top. Pocket-sized. Unbothered.
1.0g · child-resistant · lot COA on tube
Reserve at a dispensary5-Pack — photo coming
The Forecast Pack
5-Pack
Five grams across five tubes — keep one strain or mix the weather. Same gram, same COA per lot, fewer trips to the counter.
5 × 1.0g · mix or match · COA per lot
Reserve at a dispensaryWhy no "Buy" button? Because selling cannabis over the internet is illegal in every state, and we're not interested in the kind of attention that gets. You reserve online; you buy in person. Old-fashioned. On purpose.
Know Before
Start low, go slow.
None of this is medical advice — talk to your doctor and read your COA. But here's the plain stuff worth knowing before the weather rolls in.
Start Low, Go Slow
A little, then wait. You can always have more in twenty minutes; you can't have less. Patience is free.
Not Behind the Wheel
It is illegal to drive a motor vehicle while under the influence of marijuana or marijuana products. Plan the ride before, not after.
Store It Like It Matters
Keep it sealed, child-resistant, up high, and away from kids and pets. Out of reach is the whole job. Keep out of reach of children.
Pregnancy & Nursing
Women should not use marijuana or medical marijuana products during pregnancy because of the risk of birth defects. If you're pregnant or breastfeeding, skip it and ask your doctor.
Don't Mix with Alcohol
Cannabis plus alcohol is a different animal than either alone. If you're drinking, leave the storm for another night.
Read the COA
Potency is on the lab report, not the legend of the tube. Scan the lot QR, read the actual numbers, and don't guess. This product has been tested for contaminants.
For accidental ingestion call 1-800-222-1222. If someone swallows a product by accident, call Poison Help right away. For use by licensed medical marijuana patients only.
If You Need a Human
Real help, real numbers.
No catch, no upsell. If today's heavier than a pre-roll can carry, these are free, confidential, and answer 24/7.
Thunder's unbothered because he's a drawing of a horse. You're a person. It's okay to make the call.
Find It
Your State
Roll into a licensed dispensary.
We're live in Oklahoma. California, Nevada, and New York are rolling in. Pick your state, find a licensed dispensary near you, and reserve for in-person pickup — 21+, card in hand, no cart in sight.
Oklahoma's stocked. Enter your ZIP to find a licensed dispensary carrying Thunder Rolls, then reserve for pickup.
Enter a ZIP to see licensed dispensaries near you.
Reservations are a request to hold product at a licensed dispensary, not a purchase. All sales happen in person at the dispensary, to verified patients 21+.
The Forecast, Early
Get the weather report.
New storms, new states, where to find them. About once a month, when there's actually something to say. We don't pad the forecast.
Heads up: this signup is a demo and isn't wired to a live list yet. Your email won't actually go anywhere until we connect it. We'd rather tell you than fake a "thanks for subscribing."
We'll only use your email for Thunder Rolls updates and your state to tell you when we land there. Unsubscribe anytime. 21+ only.