Downburst
A column of air drops straight down and flattens a cornfield. Thunder watches from the next field over. Unmoved.
THC: SEE COA · NET 1G · INDICA
Thunder Rolls is for adults of legal age in legal markets — 21 or older. This site is about cannabis. It isn't medical advice, and it isn't a store.
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You must be 21+ to view this site. By entering, you confirm you're 21 or older. Products are sold only through licensed dispensaries — to licensed medical marijuana patients in Oklahoma, and to adults 21+ in California, Nevada, and New York.
You have to be 21 or older to be here. That's the whole rule.
$7 · 1g · COA on every tube
Full Power. No Fuss.
For licensed medical marijuana patients only · Sold only through licensed dispensaries · This site is not a point of sale.
Not 0.7 dressed up as one. Every tube is a true gram — what you read is what you rolled.
A QR on the tube goes to the Certificate of Analysis for that exact lot. Potency, terpenes, contaminants — from the lab, not from us.
Seven dollars on the shelf at a licensed dispensary. No mystery tiers, no loss-leader to upsell you later. Just the price.
Price and availability set by individual licensed dispensaries; shown here for information, not as a direct sale. We don't make potency claims — read the COA and decide for yourself.
Every one's named after weather doing its worst. None of it impresses him. Pick your runner by name, lane, or the tout's read — then read the COA.
A column of air drops straight down and flattens a cornfield. Thunder watches from the next field over. Unmoved.
THC: SEE COA · NET 1G · INDICA
The sky changes its mind mid-gust. The horse does not change his.
THC: SEE COA · NET 1G · INDICA
A mountain decides to lie down. Slowly, then all at once.
THC: SEE COA · NET 1G · INDICA
A small tantrum spins itself out in a parking lot. Cute. Brief. Sits down eventually.
THC: SEE COA · NET 1G · INDICA
The sun throws a fit ninety-three million miles away. The corn has no opinion. The barometer does.
THC: SEE COA · NET 1G · SATIVA
Sunrise arrives uninvited and far too pleased with itself. The rooster hasn't filed his complaint yet, but he will.
THC: SEE COA · NET 1G · SATIVA
Clear skies, a tight schedule, and zero excuses. The barometer is showing off.
THC: SEE COA · NET 1G · SATIVA
Can't decide which way to go, so it goes both. Lands somewhere in the middle, on purpose.
THC: SEE COA · NET 1G · HYBRID
Tropical, warm, and it shows up on a schedule you didn't agree to. Brings the whole season with it.
THC: SEE COA · NET 1G · HYBRID
Two directions arguing politely. The plane lands fine. So do you.
THC: SEE COA · NET 1G · HYBRID
Strain names and the tout's reads are for personality, not effect. We don't claim how any product will make you feel — that's between you, your COA, and your dispensary. Availability varies by location.
There's no cart here — there can't be, and honestly there shouldn't be. You reserve at a licensed dispensary and pick it up like a grown adult with a card. Here's what you're reserving.
One gram. One storm. The horse, as always.
One full gram, one storm, one child-resistant tube with the lot's COA a scan away. Pop-top. Pocket-sized. Unbothered.
1.0g · child-resistant · lot COA on tube
Reserve at a dispensaryFive-Pack · Coming soon
Five grams across five tubes — keep one strain or mix the weather. Same gram, same COA per lot, fewer trips to the counter.
5 × 1.0g · mix or match · COA per lot
Reserve at a dispensaryNo "Buy" button: selling cannabis online is illegal in every state. You reserve here, you buy in person.
The storm, in a gummy. Solventless rosin — pressed from flower with heat and pressure, no chemical solvents — dosed clean and lab-proven. Five storm-named flavors. Same horse, same field, new format.
THUNDER BURSTS
Solventless rosin gummies · Full power. No fuss.
Monsoon MangoCrosswind CitrusAvalanche AppleDownburst BerryTwister Tropical
Pending lab COA, state licensing and counsel sign-off. No sale online — you'll reserve in person when it lands.
Thunder Rolls launches in Oklahoma first — July 13 — with California, Nevada, and New York close behind. Set your state up top to see where it stands. 21+, card in hand, no cart in sight.
Oklahoma runs first — for licensed medical marijuana patients 21+. Bring your OMMA card and a valid ID, and ask for the storm by name at any licensed dispensary.
Enter a ZIP to see licensed dispensaries near you.
Oklahoma goes first — not on shelves yet. Use the official OMMA directory to line up a licensed shop near you for launch day.
Not sure a shop is licensed? Your state regulator keeps the official, verified list — start there. (We're building our own retail-partner locator now.)
Official licensed-dispensary directoryReservations are a request to hold product at a licensed dispensary, not a purchase. All sales happen in person at the dispensary — to licensed medical patients 21+ in Oklahoma, and to adults 21+ in California, Nevada, and New York.
A thoroughbred named after the loudest thing in the sky — and none of it moves him. The crowd goes up, a bolt lands an inch from his ear, he blinks. A whole field of storms, one unbothered horse. That's the brand: full power, no fuss.
Every state runs in its own silks — the stable's home colors, one set per market. Same horse, same full gram, same honest price across the board.
None of this is medical advice — talk to your doctor and read your COA. But here's the plain stuff worth knowing before the first roll. Six rules, posted at the rail.
A little, then wait. You can always have more in twenty minutes; you can't have less. Patience is free.
It is illegal to drive a motor vehicle while under the influence of marijuana or marijuana products. Plan the ride before, not after.
Keep it sealed, child-resistant, and up high, away from kids and pets. Keep out of reach of children.
Women should not use marijuana or medical marijuana products during pregnancy because of the risk of birth defects. If you're pregnant or breastfeeding, talk to your doctor.
Cannabis plus alcohol is a different animal than either alone. If you're drinking, leave the storm for another night.
Potency is on the lab report, not the legend of the tube. Scan the lot QR, read the actual numbers, and don't guess. This product has been tested for contaminants.
For accidental ingestion call 1-800-222-1222. If someone swallows a product by accident, call Poison Help right away.
Marijuana has not been approved by the FDA to treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Marijuana may be habit forming.
Oklahoma runs first — California, Nevada & New York next. Leave your email and we'll tell you the day it hits a licensed shop near you. About once a month otherwise, when there's something worth calling.
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